User:Axel

1. Invented alt.gothic back in the day.
2. Decided that a 3 day party in a different city every year would make his life a lot more fun & provide a great reason for road trips.
3. Set up The C*B*L (the 'A's are stars 'cos he's that important).
4. Has an abiding love for footnoting his posts.

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