Matthew King

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Matthew King was alt.gothic's resident doomsayer and regularly announceD its demise. He likes to talk about proportional representation, which is the only way the Pan-Canadian Goth Party will ever get a seat in parliament.

He was attached to Tetsab. Now he lives in a forest.

Matthew laments the aesthetics of the Stanley Cup:

  • ..."the Leafs were in the playoffs, once."
  • ...there have been "fifteen straight years without a Canadian Stanley Cup winner."
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