Alt.gothic FAQ v4.0.0.1 beta

alt.gothic FAQ v4.0.0.1beta

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001. Q: This FAQ seems incomplete! Is anyone working on updating the FAQ?

    A: Kest is. 

01A Q: What about questions that aren't in this FAQ?

    A: First  - Look in an older FAQ. [link goes here] 
       Second - Search Google Groups 
       Third  - Ask. 

01B. Q: Can I help write the FAQ?

    A: Yes. 

002. Q: What is goth?

    A: A post-punk movement. 

003. Q: Is X goth?

    A: It might be, but there are enough definitions that you'll be wrong. 

03A. Q: Is emo goth?

    A: No. There are some stylistic similarities, but the two are distinct. 
       Emo could be argued as a successor to goth, but history and common sense say otherwise. 

3Ai. Q: What is emo?

    A: "Goth minus the fucking" 

004. A: It disrupts the natural order of conversation, and it causes crabs.

    Q: Why can't I top-post? 

04a. A: It's a SCIENTIFIC FACT.

    Q: Crabs? That doesn't seem... 

005. Q: Why are people flaming/ignoring me?

    A: They felt like it. 

006. Q: Do you have any other advice for me then?

    A: Trim your posts. Attribute correctly. Lurk. Introduce yourself at some point, it seems to be popular. Buckle up. Wear nice boots.