Talk:Estgoth

Estgoths, also knows as the frozen ones, originate from Estonia ("mostly" known as that place where cheap vodka is). The nickname frozen ones is often used because some of us are: A) Too drunk to wear warm clothing during winters (the true Estgoths!). B) Too sober (and bitchy about vodka mixed with different vodkas.. or sort of other liquids. It's all good.) so they can feel the cold and whine 'bout it. Those shouldn't be called Estgoths anyway.

Estgoths often travel abroad looking for new and improved lands. They have this excellent virtual map to help them.

Estgoths can be recognized by using lots of short and silly expressions (drunk talk). Most common words are: Ze instead of the, wut instead of everything else but ze and što for everything (they can't understand.) Frozen ones can often be confused with money, because numbers of both were greatly reduced during the economical crisis.

Looks and hideouts

The truest of Estgoths have that natural corpse paint. Some say it's because they're dead, but no one has never seen a living one to ask for confirmation. Not so alternative Estgoths can be usually seen with a paper bag in one hand and weird glass percussion noise coming from it. Like that, they lurk in public parks (lot's of places to run from ebil men in blue!) or hilltops (ebil men in blue are too lazy to climb up there.)

It should be said they don't hang around near ebil men in blue who like to confiscate their goods as "evidence" or just give them nasty tickets that you can not roll up and smoke.

--Zed 22:24, 30 August 2010 (UTC)