Mother Goth Brain

The all-wise, all-knowing Mother Goth Brain is our inspiration and our guardian. The power of goth compels us to serve her however we might, and it is she who calls back those miscreants who go through silly phases of claiming they're not goth anymore - she knows her own. For safety's sake, she is kept buried in the ground, tended by a loyal Keeper. Her last confirmed whereabouts was Albatross's backyard, but it is generally believed that she is, at the present time, in the care of Metamorph.

All Hail the Mother Goth Brain!