Oonh
summary of oonh[edit]
oonh is a bipedal hominid who spent the first eighteen years of his life in a small blue green suburb of cleveland. oonh has posted to usenet since around 1996 or so.
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last netscrape data[edit]
NETSCRAPE 2008 'Goodbye to Sorrow, my Dear'
Nym: oonh Name: this can be stalked with ease, so is not provided. Age: 29 Birthday: april 25, 1978 Sex: male. Gender: what? LK-120 mod 5 Sexuality: um. kinky. mono. (boston-poly can bite it) Religion: incomprehensible. verging on vaporous and annoyed. Politics: I oppose the election of bivalves to political office. Location: Medford MA (A suburb of Boston)
Hair: (see actual netscrape)
Eyes: see above.
Shape: see above.
Scars: some.
Piercings: none
Tattoos: none.
Diseases: none. cold sores. whatever.
What are you wearing today? clothes
What do you wear for a night out? clothes.
If the world were going to end tomorrow, what would you wear?
Nice boots: eh.
Partner(s): zero
Crush(es): many
Children: zero
Siblings: two
Pets: none
Home: I am not a trapezoid: draw your own conclusions
Occupation: looking for work.
Education: some university.
What you would rather do: give me ten graduate students and tenure.
Hobbies: tripping the light fantastic. making math movies.
How long have you been posting to alt.gothic? over ten years, on and off.
Why do you post to alt.gothic? because it's there.
How do you picture alt.gothic? I don't know. with gruyere and pepper.
What sort of threads do you like best? not sure.
Where else can you be found online? many places
Do you have a website? several. stalkers, on your mark, get ready, get set
go!
Have you been to a Convergence? no
Have you been to a Whitby Gothic Weekend? no
Have you been to Wave Gothik Treffen? no
Are you interested in hot netgoth sex? yes. my sex life doesn't exist now.
Do you possess, or have you ever possessed, unicorn pornography? the parent
post of this post is the FIRST LINK on google for "unicorn pornography".
What did you do before alt.gothic? dunno. high school.
lost my head slightly about the girl sitting in front of me in Mr. Sally's
class. fidgeted.
What sort of goth are you? I'm not any sort of riboflavin.
Favourite music: astral projection's cosmic ascension remix.
Now playing: shpongle falls
Last good discovery: gayatri mantram on bt.
Are you, or have you ever been, in a band? no
Regular nightclub haunts: I don't have any.
Book you'd recommend: Codex Seraphinianus, by Luigi Serafini
Film you'd recommend: The Big Lebowski
Art you'd recommend: anything by Ben Tolman
Regular reads: metafilter, slashdot, xxx.lanl.gov, this week's finds in
mathematical physics
Favourite games: nethack, robotfindskitten
Favourite sports: not really.
What do you like to put in your sandwiches? chipotle? pepper? steak? cheese?
Where is the most interesting place you have been? walking through glass
in a dream
Tell us a secret.
Which areas of Space do you claim as yours? I'm currently the reigning
Chromocrat of NGC 598. Our constitution consists of some randomly arranged
triangles and a mongeese. (make sure your mongeese is an Xyzzy Microsystems
brand mongeese or you could be in trouble) (for a model celestial
constitution, check out http://www.phys.uu.nl/~thooft/constitution.html)
What animals do you identify with? cough drops. left angles. infinite products, Do you use Toilet Duck? no. (isn't Toilet Duck illegal in Belgium?) What is the most important thing in the world? the scent of sex. What do you have left to ask the people at home? How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?