Other Planets

Most of the solar system has now been claimed by netgoths. This includes the following:-

Erithromycin owns the Martian moons Phobos and Deimos. Based on the theory that everything in the computer game Doom is true, he plans to open the gates on these moons just a little bit and extract a continual supply of free blood which he can then turn into profit.

Jennie Kermode owns Mars itself.

Nyx owns Earth's Moon and, crucially, its LaGrange points. He plans to build domes, encourage immigration, and levy a hefty oxygen tax.

Potatojunkie owns Titan.

In an adjunct to this, Donald Says has claimed the entire galaxy of Andromeda, where he plans to impress the local blue-skinned women with a Space Engineering degree and breed an army of super-ninja children with which to attack the rest of us. No action has as yet been taken against this since he is yet to obtain the critical Space Engineering degree.