User:Fascinet

A denizen of alt.punk who has gradually become a regular on alt.gothic. Fascinet has many imposters, at least one of whom has posted to alt.gothic. Fascinet does not guarantee that others have not, since he isn't always watching. Fascinets go by many names, most of them "Fascinet." The One True Fascinet claims to have posted regularly to alt.gothic before posting to alt.punk to partake of the flame wars, but this is unconfirmed. He once drew a squid on the side of a Superconducting QUantum Interference Device* (SQuID) magnetometer and took a photo of it, which Erithromycin used as his wallpaper.

Fascinet refers to people by their first initial, unless he doesn't.

Fascinet is now a user, not an entry; however, he doesn't plan on remembering his password.

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* It would have been hard for me to draw a squid on a SQuID without a FIB. It would have been harder to take a photo of it. -F

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Some rumored Fascinet sightings:

• Kabul [1]
• Wheaton, MD

Fascinet is not:

• Scottish
• Canadian
• Japanese
• Sure what to write here
• Goth
• Your Friend

Some known Fascinet aliases (not necessarily unique to one Fascinet):

• One Who Fascinets
• Lex Fascinetis
• HRH Fascinet
• Commandant Fascinet, 26th Tactical Torture Chamber Group
• Divus Fascinetus Pater
• The Sprouting Homunculi of Fascinet
• The Scythian Boogaloo of Fascinet
• The Gourmet Fascinet
• The Diabolical Fascinet
• The Impenetrable Tesseract of Fascinet
• The Siren Call of Fascinet
• The Fiendish Plot of Fascinet

Common mispellings of Fascinet:

• Dickhead
• Fascient
• Fsacinet

Some known False Fascinets:

• The Incognizable Fascinet
• Fascinette

Fascinet has consumed alcohol with:

• Klaatu
• Hatter

Fascinet Holidays:

• Fascismus
• Fascinet Eve
• All-Fascinets Day