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V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair. | V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair. | ||
VI. | VI. Americans cannot make proper tea. | ||
VII. | VII. Cross-posting causes lobsters. | ||
VIII. Wikipedia is a crab holding a message in a bottle. It's easily broken, usually wet, and it smells a little fishy. | VIII. The Golden Age is a myth. | ||
IX. Wikipedia is a crab holding a message in a bottle. It's easily broken, usually wet, and it smells a little fishy. | |||
XIX. Sexbat | XIX. Sexbat | ||
Revision as of 00:27, 26 August 2008
Scientific Facts are, as the name suggests, Facts that are Scientific. Most Scientific Facts relate to proper posting etiquette on alt.gothic.
Scientific Facts are discovered and publicised by the Scientific Factologist. Erithromycin currently holds the post. He is assisted in this task by Hobbes The Science Crab.
Scientific Facts
This is a list of Scientific Facts. It is not exhaustive. The numbering system is unclear, but may relate to the alt.gothronomicon.
I. Top-posting causes crabs.
II. Excessive quoting makes you look like a campus socialist.
III. Missing attribution is like blackout sex. It makes it hard to determine what came from where.
IV. Posting binaries causes giant crabs.
V. HTML posts cause crabs that won't display in some pubic hair.
VI. Americans cannot make proper tea.
VII. Cross-posting causes lobsters.
VIII. The Golden Age is a myth.
IX. Wikipedia is a crab holding a message in a bottle. It's easily broken, usually wet, and it smells a little fishy.
XIX. Sexbat