Fascinet

A denizen of alt.punk who has gradually become a regular on alt.gothic. Fascinet has many imposters, at least one of whom has posted to alt.gothic. Fascinet does not guarantee that others have not, since he isn't always watching. Fascinets go by many names, most of them "Fascinet." The One True Fascinet claims to have posted regularly to alt.gothic before posting to alt.punk to partake of the flame wars, but this is unconfirmed. He once drew a squid on the side of a Superconducting QUantum Interference Device* (SQuID) magnetometer and took a photo of it, which Erithromycin used as his wallpaper.

Fascinet has consumed alcohol with: Klaatu

• It would have been hard for me to draw a squid on a SQuID without a FIB. -F